Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.
With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.
When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!
With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.
When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!
by Daz September 22, 2004
The process of striking someone with a Tunnocks Tea Cake, resulting in them being covered in mallowy goodness
by Hendo_rfc July 13, 2005
a person who is embarrassed by their Scotttish heritage; one who prefers their country to be ruled by another; an individual who betrays someone or something; such as a friend, cause, or principle - a dick.
* see also Dobber and Bawbag
* see also Dobber and Bawbag
by Jon Andrews July 22, 2017
i Tunnocked hendo on the head with a tea cake. then he died. then his team didn't make it to the champions league next year
by IRA_BHOY.frank April 20, 2006