Tancock

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A man so self obsessed he fake tans his cock. usually has enourmous sex appeal to men sex and tries to hide this with outragious banter, but its quite apparent he was innapropriately touched by his estranged uncle in his early teens.

horresdous with money and will probably stich his mates up in paying back debt.

see also ~ money grabbing cunt great britan abs

dude i should have never let him borrow that cash so he could stick his pecker in the sunbed, im practicaly paying for him to get his fudge packed, hes such a tancock

Tancock by eywudjablowme September 20, 2011

tacock

1. the ultimate fusion of a taco and a cock, straight girls are known to love both almost equally. The guy with the tacock will be the most amazing fucker in the whole universe

<wet_lady> cock is amazing
<Fapsy> I also love taco
<Fapsy> tacock!

tacock by Naglefar August 5, 2008

Related Words

Tancock • tanockle • tacock • Tacockin • Taecock • tancook • Tancooker • Tannock • Tanocks • Ten Cock

Taecock

A BTS members big, giant juicy, cock who goes by the name of Kim Taehyung aka V

The Taecock overpowers all cock

OMG, have you seen Taes bulge, ITS FUCKING HUGE, I TOLD YOU THE TAECOCK WAS REAL!!!!
I bet you Jungkooks ass is reaaal sore

Taecock by vaginalspray November 6, 2018

Tanocks

Connecticut-born slang used to describe anyone and anything asian.

Yooooooo, I'm hungry. I'm about to call Tanocks and make him bring me some food.

Yo, typical Tanocks can't drive.

Tanocks by Grande Queso October 16, 2008

Tancooker

a fun loving person who party's their whole life and says the word iffy alot

Those tancookers don't know how to keep the noise down

Tancooker by Tancooker May 8, 2015

tancook

facing the open sea

Tancook is miqma for facing the open see

tancook by Tancooker May 8, 2015

Tannock

One who takes pleasure in the act of inserting their genitals in various cake products and baked goods.

Tannock: Doctor, i think i have a problem. I want to pound that muffin.

Tannock by awnaw November 16, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026