Tancock

A man so self obsessed he fake tans his cock. usually has enourmous sex appeal to men sex and tries to hide this with outragious banter, but its quite apparent he was innapropriately touched by his estranged uncle in his early teens.

horresdous with money and will probably stich his mates up in paying back debt.

see also ~ money grabbing cunt great britan abs

dude i should have never let him borrow that cash so he could stick his pecker in the sunbed, im practicaly paying for him to get his fudge packed, hes such a tancock

by eywudjablowme September 20, 2011

tacock

1. the ultimate fusion of a taco and a cock, straight girls are known to love both almost equally. The guy with the tacock will be the most amazing fucker in the whole universe

<wet_lady> cock is amazing
<Fapsy> I also love taco
<Fapsy> tacock!

by Naglefar August 5, 2008

Taecock

A BTS members big, giant juicy, cock who goes by the name of Kim Taehyung aka V

The Taecock overpowers all cock

OMG, have you seen Taes bulge, ITS FUCKING HUGE, I TOLD YOU THE TAECOCK WAS REAL!!!!
I bet you Jungkooks ass is reaaal sore

by vaginalspray November 6, 2018

Tanocks

Connecticut-born slang used to describe anyone and anything asian.

Yooooooo, I'm hungry. I'm about to call Tanocks and make him bring me some food.

Yo, typical Tanocks can't drive.

by Grande Queso October 16, 2008

Tancooker

a fun loving person who party's their whole life and says the word iffy alot

Those tancookers don't know how to keep the noise down

by Tancooker May 8, 2015

tancook

facing the open sea

Tancook is miqma for facing the open see

by Tancooker May 8, 2015

Tannock

One who takes pleasure in the act of inserting their genitals in various cake products and baked goods.

Tannock: Doctor, i think i have a problem. I want to pound that muffin.

by awnaw November 16, 2011