Taleto

Taleto (Tuh-Lee-Toe) Used by Vincent Castronovo when excited.

Nicolette: Pauly D is here!

Vinny: r u serious?! Holy Taleto!

by Olivia Alamia October 13, 2012

Tabletoparoosky

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.

Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!

by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011

Tabletop

To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)

Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.

by JoeBob1234654 March 27, 2007

Tabletop Bebop

You're so tired your head keeps falling forward. You're able to catch yourself mid-head fall most times, but eventually you smack your face on the table or whatever might be in front of you. IE. Keyboard, plate of food, etc...

Look at Bobby. He's about to do the Tabletop Bebop!

Jim must have had a rough night, he's doing the Tabletop Bebop.

by KforKendetta November 29, 2010

Teletoon

Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.

Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?

by poudink November 29, 2020

tarleton

Tarleton is a place where dreams go to die . found between Southport and Preston, tarleton is the definition of irrelevant. Filled with a mix of grandparents, road men and Tories, its main attraction is a massive field by the name of carr lane, where all of the youngsters play football or smoke weed. It is mainly run by 16 year olds on mopeds and gangs of 13 year olds. Tarleton rarely sees and crime or fights but if its happening it will be on a Friday at marks square. Avoid tarleton if possible.

"do you want to go to tarleton"

"no there is nothing top do"

by dblack123 April 27, 2022

German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021