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Tarleton is a place where dreams go to die . found between Southport and Preston, tarleton is the definition of irrelevant. Filled with a mix of grandparents, road men and Tories, its main attraction is a massive field by the name of carr lane, where all of the youngsters play football or smoke weed. It is mainly run by 16 year olds on mopeds and gangs of 13 year olds. Tarleton rarely sees and crime or fights but if its happening it will be on a Friday at marks square. Avoid tarleton if possible.
"do you want to go to tarleton"

"no there is nothing top do"
tarleton by dblack123 April 27, 2022
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Tarleton State University 

Founded in 1899 by John Tarleton (and maybe even his duck Oscar P!) it's an undercover party school that's sometimes referred to as 'generic',
'bootleg', or 'little' A&M. Tarleton is big on traditions and school spirit. Located smack in the middle of Stephenville, Tx (also known as the 'Cowboy Capital of the World'); the 'country' look and lifestyle has rubbed off on a majority of the students, so be prepared to see boots and Wranglers (Tarleton is also an Ag school). Everyone is very friendly, polite, and nice, and the men will always hold the door open for a lady. Unfortunatly Tarleton has become infamous for the 'incident' with an MLK party that occured in January of 2007, but from a first hand account the students are NOT racist! Tarleton as mentioned earlier, is a true party school. Most people leave the parties drunk or completly shit face, but no worries, there's always a designated driver. Fraternities or other various student organizations are big on campus, and many people join them. The weekend starts on Thursday evening and ends at about 4 or 5 o'clock on Sunday morning. Bar nights are a way of life, and you'll meet many many amazing people. You'll get a quality education and it has some of the cheapest tuition in the state. All in all its a wonderful place to go, if you want to attend a smaller university.
(April of Senior Year)
Chelsea: I got accepted into Tarleton State University!
John: Where's that at?
Chelsea: Stephenville!
John: Ha, yeah, you have fun in the middle of nowhere!
Chelsea: Whatever!

6 months later
Chelsea: Woohoo! I'm having soo much fun out at Tarleton! How have things been for you?
John: Dude, my college is so lame! I'm so bored. Sorry for bashing Tarleton way back when!
Chelsea: It's okay!
John: So, uh, do you know the transfer requirements?
Chelsea: Oh, John! Haha!
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Tarletonitis 

After being ranked number 2 for most reported STD's Tarleton State University bore a hybrid which include (but arent limited too)Herpes/Gonahria/Aids/Crabs
Dude, you didnt double bag it? you better hope you didnt get Tarletonitis
Tarletonitis by Well_Hungarian June 24, 2003

Targetonin 

The Euphoric feeling you get while shopping and making unnecessary purchases at Target.
I have had a rough week, I am going to grab a drink at Starbucks, wander around and get some Targetonin.
Targetonin by Mano Meile May 19, 2023
Really cool dudes with this last name and they are really big in the pants
I know a guy with the last name tarlton
tarlton by Ubrandeffguy August 24, 2023

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026