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This refers to when a website goes down from too much traffic after being linked to from George Takei's Facebook timeline.
I can't get through to the site you sent me, it's been Takei'd.
Takei'd by luckysocks113 August 20, 2013
Words you can keep

I'd take the wolverines 

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.
"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

Cant Take Big d

another tiktok dance that fries you're brain cells
Cant Take Big d but i suck on it

omg stopp plss

i'd take it if someone threw it at me 

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it
aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me

gotta take a d

An expression stating one's need to defacate;to take a dump.

Take That D 

Basically means take that dick. Best used when during rough sex if the receiver is being a whiny bitch. This phrase was used as a double entendre in Drake's "Best I Ever Had" video. In the video, he is coaching a women's basketball team. In the huddle he says to them, "Now when you're out there, and they put that D on you, TAKE THAT D! Take that D like the champions you are." obviously referring to defense, but we all knew damn well what the underlying message was.

Also, very threatening when used by a rapist.
Girl: "OMG, that hurts. Can you please be gentle?"

Boy: "Bitch, you better TAKE THAT D!"

Girl: OMG, please take all of my money. Don't hurt me, please I won't tell.

Rapist: Shut the fuck up and take that d before I kill you.
Take That D by bbromgwtf November 4, 2009

Gol D Ramen Take

When Natedogg take meets Gold D Ramen. Gol D Ramen take is worse than Natedogg take.
Gol D Ramen: RDR2 >♾️ any ps exclusive.
When the Gol D Ramen take is more horrendous than a Natedogg take
Gol D Ramen Take by PapiToke January 19, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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