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Take the trash out 

A way of saying you’re going to beat the living shit out of your cock without feeling like your mother is listening on your conversations with your bros.
Klinton I heard you were gonna take the trash out? It doesn’t go out until Thursday night hunny.

Hey bro I’m gonna go take the trash out is that okay? Bro you just did 3 hours ago how much trash do you have?
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can you take the trash out 

something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.
"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.

No booboo kitty i can't"

take out the trash 

1) To move the garbage from indoors to outdoors so that the sanitation people may take it to a landfill.
2) Term used, usually in movies, where the good guy gives the bad guy(s) what's coming to them.
"It's time to take out the trash!" said the hero before he bludgeoned the villain with a lead pipe.
take out the trash by Sean Piece October 15, 2003

take out the trash 

To get rid off something that is otherwise in the way using violence.
Weak Kid is being attacked by randomly Violent Kid.
Weak Kid: "Oh dear, please don't hurt me anymore"
Weak Kid's friend who will protect Weak Kid: "Time to take out the trash...."

take out the trash 

to dispose of a dead body(s), ussually by the muderer.
in the movie disturbia, the killer had to "take out the trash"
take out the trash by tiwey June 13, 2008

Take out the trash 

Euphemism for take a dump.
I'll catch up with you later, I have to stop by the house and take out the trash.
Take out the trash by Islives July 14, 2009

Take out the trash 

A euphemism for performing oral sex on a man.
It's time to take out the trash. So get on your knees!
Take out the trash by ltspeedy August 28, 2005
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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