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Taintgasm 

All you do is take a knife and cut open your taint and get someone to fuck it
I'm craving a gnarly taintgasm... pass the knife
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A titgasm is when you make a girl come by stimulating only her breasts. Think Etch-A-Sketch, but to completion.
When I rubbed her nipples until she squirmed, she said I gave her a titgasm.
titgasm by Mojo Baggins November 24, 2006
When two people have a orgasm at the same time.
Dude: I'm almost done!!
Chick: me tooooooo!!!
Both : ahhhhhhh....
*twingasm*
Twingasm by Ric_Roc September 3, 2010

taintamajig 

Any tool or toy used to alter or stimulate ones taint.
Oh Billy, continue to scrub my grundle with that toothbrush. Who would have thought a tooth brush would be such a good taintamajig?!
taintamajig by Bstack April 30, 2006

Taintasm 

n. The stimulation of the taint to the point of orgasmic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)
1. I went balls deep in that shit to the point of a taintasm!

2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!

3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.

4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.

5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!
Taintasm by Above The Clouds x3 August 14, 2012
Having an orgasm from dancing Tango with a really good dancer.
Oh my god that dance was so great I totally had a Tangasm.
Tangasm by Tamara1338 April 2, 2008

Thinkgasm 

(noun) intense pleasure received after suddenly solving a difficult problem.

There are stages of acquiring thinkgasm:
1. Enthusiasm upon solving a problem

2. Being in "the zone" where you lost all your 5 senses and your mind is the only working

3. Aha moment where you finally solved a difficult problem and you have reached "Thinkgasm"

This is one of the gasmic senses, this -gasm came from thinking.

Intense pleasure from solving something after Leisurely thinking/analyzing one problem.
John is programming, he's suddenly lost his 5 senses and entered the zone..

John: *for each loop, polymorphism, object oriented programming*

Wayne: hey Dick, what is John doing? He's seems too focused on his work.

Dick: he's trying to achieve Thinkgasm, bro.

John: *suddenly shouts like he won a lottery * *solved a difficult problem*

Wayne: oh, he's just had "thinkgasm"
Thinkgasm by blitzkrrieg August 22, 2017
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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