Taintmas 

The period of time between Christmas and the New Year. Often used to express disdain for that time. See taint.

My whole family is coming over for Taintmas to drink me out of house and home.

Taintmas by Anarch0n July 26, 2008

taintman 

Usually referring to a man with a small penis but a high sense masculinity.

Ashton is such a taintman.

taintman by bruh9898 December 12, 2016

Taintasm 

n. The stimulation of the taint to the point of orgasmic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)

1. I went balls deep in that shit to the point of a taintasm!

2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!

3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.

4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.

5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!

Taintasm by Above The Clouds x3 August 14, 2012

Taintastic

When the taint is so good it's taintastic!

She got freaky on me and it was taintastic!

Taintastic by Lizzle My Nizzle September 7, 2018

Taintasouris 

When your over weight girl friend is being a taint, cunt, bitch, etc....

Yeah man, she was being a taintasouris again last night, because I didn't want to watch How to Get Away with Murder.

Taintasouris by Trickle Motorsports September 23, 2016

Taintmaster 

Andy Heyman

"Andy rubs his taint so much he could barely drive"

Taintmaster by The Heyman fan club! February 9, 2004

Taintmaster 

Master of taint

He's a taintmaster!

Taintmaster by GARR MNAR MAR March 15, 2022