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Twigasm
A NC-17 rated podcast, hosted by four female authors, which explores the world of the adult Twilight fan. Featuring interviews, song spoofs, sex toy reviews, fanfic recommendations, foul language and witty repartee, it ranks consistently on the Top 25 Audio/Literature Podcasts List on iTunes.
Listener #1: Dood, did you here the latest epi from the Twigasm Podcast h00rs? Srsly...SFF.
Listener #2: IKR? They sang 'cockgobbler' to the Hot Pockets theme!
Listener #2: IKR? They sang 'cockgobbler' to the Hot Pockets theme!
Twigasm
The intense feeling (semi-orgasmic, semi-teeny-bopper crush/obsession, semi-arousing, semi-psychotic) one experiences while A) Reading Twilight B) Watching Twilight C) Finding out any or all information on the Twilight stars D) Witnessing anything related to Twilight and all of it's counterparts (i.e. Finding out Jackson Rathbone's band, 100 Monkeys, is playing some place I'll never get to go, but I may get to see pictures of if enough twi-stalkers show up there)
Twigasm by TwigasmicChicks June 24, 2009
Twigasm
An informal speech or monologue praising the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer. Usually initiated by a girl trying to convince a boy to read the series. Characterized by dramatic flair in the voice, excessive use of the words "Edward" and "marry", slight shaking, moaning, foaming at the mouth, and condescending tone to those who have not read the series. Often accompanied by loud choruses of praise from female onlookers and protests and groans from present males.
Girl #1: "Oh my God! Edward is twice the man you will ever be!"
Man #1: "He's fictional! YOU are twice the man he is because he is NOT REAL!"
Girl #1: "I don't care! He's real to me, and he has more romance in his pinky than you have in your entire body!"
Girl #2 whispering to Girl #3: *Yup, she is definitely having a twigasm.*
Man #2 whispering to Girls #2 and #3: *Gawd, if she keeps going on like this I'm gonna have to wipe her desk off with a tube sock...*
Man #1: "He's fictional! YOU are twice the man he is because he is NOT REAL!"
Girl #1: "I don't care! He's real to me, and he has more romance in his pinky than you have in your entire body!"
Girl #2 whispering to Girl #3: *Yup, she is definitely having a twigasm.*
Man #2 whispering to Girls #2 and #3: *Gawd, if she keeps going on like this I'm gonna have to wipe her desk off with a tube sock...*
Twigasm by Super Farva January 14, 2009
Twigasm
The feeling one recieve's when reading one of the Twilight novels. Heart palpitations, screaming, and shaking often occur. If one suffer's a twigasm, the only cure is to read on.
Person #1: Oh No! What's happening to Jan? Did that book do it?
Person #2: It's ok, she's just having a Twigasm.
Person #2: It's ok, she's just having a Twigasm.
Twigasm by Samantha Rosalie December 16, 2008
Twigasm
1- OMG OMG OMG he is soooo pale, I just had a Twigasm.
2- New Twilight trailer ...... TWIGASM
3- He can read my mind! Oh I just had a twigasm
2- New Twilight trailer ...... TWIGASM
3- He can read my mind! Oh I just had a twigasm
Twigasm by Skinchenko27 November 7, 2011
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