Tabzoid

a person with an unreasonable obsession for collecting soda can tabs

Oh Rapha, ya, I heard he's got a huge collections pulls tabs, what a tabzoid.

I knew I became a tabzoid when I started checking the soda tab before reading the flavor on the can.

Tabzoid by TabBastard May 20, 2026

Tabloid Junkie 

Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.

Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie

Tabloid Junkie by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008

Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.

"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."

Tabloid Baby by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012

tabloid tv 

tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.

"anything on the tube tonight man?"

"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."

tabloid tv by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009

tabloid 

A magazine full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry.

The tabloid's said that martians were coming! Run!

tabloid by Sam Kessenich May 18, 2006

walking tabloid 

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

walking tabloid by LaDeena July 4, 2009

British tabloid 

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

British tabloid by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004