Tablut
When your trick ass Samsung Tablet decides to be a Bluetooth slut and connect with every other device ‘CEPT yours
Tablut by TeeJayDubDub August 17, 2019
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Tablet Baby
(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.
You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.
(90% of competitive Fortnite players)
(90% of competitive Fortnite players)
Tablet Baby by pharmius February 9, 2021
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Tablut • tablet • tabletopping • tabletpc • tablature • Tabletop Ass • tabletop booty • tablytha • talut • Tabletable
tablet zombie
opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.
These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.
By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...
These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.
By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...
- How did you get that bruise?!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!
tablet zombie by digitalvocabulary.com June 12, 2014
salt tablet
A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it
salt tablet by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007
Pirin Tablets
Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.
Pirin Tablets by salsashark914 July 1, 2012
Tabletoparoosky
Verb,
The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.
The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.
Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!
Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!
Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!
Tabletoparoosky by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011
Riflemans Sleeping Tablet
The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....
I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
Riflemans Sleeping Tablet by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.