Tablet

Something that was NOT made by a shitty computer company

(See Apple) but was made by Bill Gates in 2001. When Bill

Gates

introduced it, no one gave a flying F**K about it, but when

Steve Jobs introduced the iPad, the world pissed itself like

an over excited dog.

Me: I just got a new Android Tablet!
Apple'FanBoy':TH3 TABL3T W4S MADE BY 4PPLE!!!
Me: No it was made by Bill Gates douchebag

by DAHpargles March 14, 2012

Tablet

Synonym for ecstasy.

Me and my home boys are gonna go clubbing tonight and take some tablets

by McTabs December 11, 2010

Tablet

Makes "TheDiamondBlock" so good.

Tablet

by daggypoo January 27, 2014

Tablet

Tablet is another word for a poo parcel which is in the shape of a tablet. Also if it looks like rabbit poo it can be classed as a tablet.

I've just been for a 'Tablet'

by Luciiieee <3 January 10, 2008

tablet

Short for "Digitizing tablet". A flat, thin plastic tray-like object that connects to a computer via USB ports and can control the computer mouse with the included stylus. Quite useful for drawing/graphic designing.

I love my tablet to death, except when it's broken.

by Blizzleair November 10, 2003

tablet

An electronic porn rectangle.

Mike remembered to renew his Brazzers subscription before buying a new tablet to replace the Kindle Fire he got last Christmas.

by dontkillalljewspls January 01, 2013

tablet

Scottish sweet (candy) made from sugar, also a little butter and milk. Very sweet!

Youse tried this tablet. It's pure dead brilliant!

by SaraLou April 15, 2007