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A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!
by DFJD May 09, 2006
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A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.
"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."
by Nova0 June 11, 2009
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aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...
When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin
by Jamie January 07, 2005
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Code word that means ASS, HOES (whores) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code
Hey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.

Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.

Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.
by Raybudd August 11, 2010
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a synthetic compound used medicinally to relieve mild or chronic pain and to reduce fever and inflammation.
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