Rifleman59's definitions

Whitney Dressed as Brittany

An old bird who dresses like a young bird when she really...really shouldn't

Fuck me .....I saw your mum out on the town last night...talk about Whitney dressed as Brittany

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

One Can Van Damme

A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size

Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer

by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010

Diamond Cutter

Diamond Cutter - an erection so hard that it could polish a diamond

Jeez, here comes suzzanne from the typing pool - Ive got a diamond cutter , its so hard you could engrave a pewter goblet with it

by Rifleman59 April 29, 2010

On it like a tramp on chips

To act immediately, with speed and enthusiasm - disregarding everything else - As fast as a tramp would approach some disregarded chips

last night Fiona asked me if she could play my beef bugle.....i was on it like a tramp on chips

by Rifleman59 August 17, 2011

Beef Bugle

Blow job - when the knob is held with one hand and gingerly sucked on the tip so it looks as if it is being played instead of sucked

Goodnight love.....before you go to sleep do you fancy playing the last post on my beef bugle......you do!!!, wank durch.

by Rifleman59 May 7, 2010

Wank Sock

An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010