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Jeez, here comes suzzanne from the typing pool - Ive got a diamond cutter , its so hard you could engrave a pewter goblet with it
by Rifleman59 April 29, 2010
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Get the Durch mug.A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size
Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer
by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010
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I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010
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Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010
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Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards
by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010
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