Tabbott

Yorkshire dweller who enjoy's football, selling broadband and fine ale. Reject's hair-dye at all opportunities

Have you seen that Tabbott over there?

Who?
The one over there with the plusnet leaflet

by DiscoGeneral September 29, 2011

strobe talbott

a strobe talbott is a joint smoked on a golf course, during regulation play.

Golfer 1: Dude, you're OB. That's a one stroke penalty. You can't hit shit today.

Golfer 2: Yeah - but watch me hit this Strobe Talbott.

by Nelson Strobridge Talbott III April 26, 2008

Tibbott

Noun;

Somebody who has an unhealthy obsession with the anal sphincter. Be it their own or someone or something elses.

Verb;

to split/damage one's anal sphincter

Dude, did you see that guy's haemorrhoids? He must have been a Tibbott!

All gay men are Tibbotts, but not all Tibbotts are gay men.

During foreplay he kept going for my arse, I think he might be a Tibbott!

by captapathy August 11, 2010

Gary Talbott

A teenager who still believes that s/he is 6 years old. They usually still play with action figures and play Pokemon.

I used to be such a Gary Talbott but then I disovered masturbation and Facebook.

by Ben Vester March 11, 2009

Talbotting

Verb.

1- The act of working very hard
2- The act of becoming easily flustered.
3- The act of being generally amazing.

I'm talbotting so hard, I wrote 12 pages in the last hour.

I'm talbotting, there's too many people in the room.

Dude you got a lot of work done.
- Obviously I've been talbotting all day.

Working Amazing Flustered Anxious Nerd

by Get it done July 12, 2011

tubbottom

Sitting in the tub after and night of drinking and letting the shower wash over you..

Just when you though you couldn’t go lower than rock bottom, you reach tubbottom.

Jeff had a rough night, he hit tubbottom.

by Halfway2Hammered December 23, 2019

Tarbotton

Tarbotton, adj. The elite gene pool that is in high demand.

I'm a Tarbotton, your argument is now invalid.

by NomNomZombies October 12, 2010