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Noun;

Somebody who has an unhealthy obsession with the anal sphincter. Be it their own or someone or something elses.

Verb;

to split/damage one's anal sphincter
Dude, did you see that guy's haemorrhoids? He must have been a Tibbott!

All gay men are Tibbotts, but not all Tibbotts are gay men.

During foreplay he kept going for my arse, I think he might be a Tibbott!
Tibbott by captapathy August 11, 2010
Words you can keep
a sexual act whereby a man teabags someone, then uses his partner's ass cheeks as a teabag squeezer to dry off.
Frank slobbered all over mark's coinpurse, but had the decency to include a tibbitt.
tibbitt by Uncle Colorado January 11, 2009
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Yorkshire dweller who enjoy's football, selling broadband and fine ale. Reject's hair-dye at all opportunities
Have you seen that Tabbott over there?

Who?
The one over there with the plusnet leaflet
Tabbott by DiscoGeneral September 29, 2011

tubbottom 

Sitting in the tub after and night of drinking and letting the shower wash over you..
Just when you though you couldn’t go lower than rock bottom, you reach tubbottom.

Jeff had a rough night, he hit tubbottom.
tubbottom by Halfway2Hammered December 23, 2019

Tibbetts 

Strong name. Generally means a very stubborn person that will likely marry someone with red hair and is equally stubborn.
Those Tibbetts people sure drive me nuts.
Tibbetts by Dancie Socks March 17, 2009

Paul Tibbitt

The worst writer and director E V E R! He took over the show Spongebob Squarepants after the movie and season 3 and has changed so much that the characters and series is almost unrecognizable.

The show used to be entertaining for kids, teens, and adults, but now it has been turned into something that only young children can enjoy. The wit, dark humor, and intuendos are all gone. The characters personalities have all changed. They are now all complete idiots. Patrick was before, but he at least had a personality to go along with his stupidness.

Spongebob himself, is NOWHERE near the same he used to be. Now he is just annoying and stupid.

But don't blame Paul Tibbit, he is just a bad writer and director. The one to blame is Stephen Hillenburg (The one who gave Paul his job). Stephen created Spongebob, but he doesn't care about his show that he created. He hates Spongebob and said he's not coming back.
Paul Tibbitt by nickfan28 June 20, 2011

Tibbetts 

The act of being the slowest eater known to man.
That guy is talking way too loud and hasn't eating anything in the hour we've been out to lunch. What a tibbetts.
Tibbetts by cellerystick January 13, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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