TWYF 

That's What You Feel - a one-sided perception of things

A: It's all my fault. B: TWYF

TWYF by Humerian October 24, 2010

Twyford CofE High School 

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.

"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

Twyford CofE High School by alnevertell March 31, 2020

TWYFLI 

An acronym used while texting for the phrase 'Text When You Feel Like It'. It's used while ending a texting session by a person to let the other know that they'll be looking forward to receiving a text from the person addressed to.

Amy: Im Sleeping.. Gotta go... :/
Jake: Okay... Bye... TWYFLI... and take care...:)
Amy: Sure... and You too... :)

TWYFLI by Sankdadude June 2, 2011

Twyford Disorder

Twyford Disorder (or TD) is a mental condition where the subject cannot learn from their mistakes. TD was first noticed in 1976 by a British psychotherapist who observed a common housefly repeatedly flying into a window pane. Twyford Disorder occurs mainly in insects, but in rare circumstances it can affect small mammals, primates and in extreme cases, humans.

I can't believe he's talking to her AGAIN!! He must have Twyford Disorder.

Twyford Disorder by Captain-Wow September 27, 2012

twyford 

a person specalising in hunting hippocrocapig

Ahh mate you did a right twyford last night

twyford by Stickleback February 3, 2008

Twyfook 

1. To delete a friend or contact without prior notification from your online social network “friend or contact list”.

2. To discover that you have been deleted from a friend or contacts social network’s “friend or contact list” without prior notification

3. To get rid of Dead Weight, non-performers, distant acquaintances, or silly people who keep asking you to add stupid applications from your “friend or contact list” without prior notification.

4. To delete a friend or contact because their page is so full of fluff that it takes all the bandwidth of a small nation just to load.

Twyfookable - adjective: A friend or contact list over a 1000 strong is very twyfookable.

Twyfookery - adverb: I am going home to engage in some extreme twyfookery tonight.

Anger: I haven’t heard from him in weeks, but yet he keeps poking his ex on Facebook. It’s time for a twyfook!!

Physically: Stopping the tweets was not enough for him. He had to physically twyfook her from his life.

Twyfook by Horatio P. MacGillacuddy March 21, 2010

charlotte twyford 

A woman who is a very attractive artist. She usually doesn’t like to sing in public (based on anxiety ). She is usually flirting with all of da men and likes to party with a small group of friends or by herself. She is introvert to the outside world and extrovert with friends.

Man 1 : Yo my dude, did you see Charlotte Twyford ! She is looking damn fine today!

Man 2 : Ya man, she is sending to my friend who says she’s got a 10/10 bod!

charlotte twyford by Damn girl April 24, 2019