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you forgot to double the f and e and you saw this so here you are
guy: let's look up coffee for no reason
*types cofe*
ud: you idiot
cofe by rubythecatgirl October 5, 2018
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cofe by February 14, 2023
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big cofe 

Big Cofe is a singer, rapper and a songwriter
Big Cofe just released his first single titled silhouette.
big cofe by Albytermz July 1, 2021

Twyford CofE High School 

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.
"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

Heef cofe 

a woman with a large intimidating frame and robust figure. There are many different varietys of a heef cofe all equally in charge. Most heef cofe could beat you at arm wrestling.
"Hey billy call heef cofe and see if she's working st Arby's today, I need to get a twamp sack.
Heef cofe by Dannyboy88100 August 19, 2017

St Mary’s cofe 

Home to gangs . Carries knives one of the worst skls in the whole of the borough . Shit teachers and all . Their known as a prison and there are more hoes than a strip club . All the boys think they’re on piss when really they flash there birthday money and say “send shapes”
Have you heard of that skl st Mary’s cofe All a bunch of skets . This one sucked that ones dick .
St Mary’s cofe by Your dad com January 12, 2020
Sweetest badasses that ever lived.
Miley Cyrus is jealous of them Cofers.
Cofer by bethybeth December 6, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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