TWOFT

TWOFT means = Total Waste Of Fucking Time

why did you bother its just a TWOFT, or John is just a TWOFT

Man that bloke was a TWOFT, a total waste of fucking time!!!! why did you bother with all that cut to the chase its a complete TWOFT

by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

Twoti

This week on the internet

Twoti has the same consistency as lmth (last month this happened)

by Htsbfsdg June 15, 2018

twootch

when a person winks their asshole at you.

It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.

by Globfather November 1, 2008

TWOTI

( This Week On The Internet) The Best Show On YouTube by YouTuber WillNE. You should go and watch it

#Sub2WillNE

have you heard about TWOTI

by YesBigDaddyDolan January 30, 2019

Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging

You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone

by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021

twofa

2 grams of weed for 30 dollars.

A few years ago in Australia it was common practice for weed dealers to charge 40 Australian dollars for 2 grams of weed. Out of the blue a great deal starts being offered by entrepreneurial business, 2 grams of weed for 30 dollars which was the birth of the word twofa (Called Twofa 30 in it's earlier days, slang for "Two for 30")

Guy 1: G'day mate got any choof on ya?

Guy 2: Bloody oath I do cobba, my dealer just hooked me up with a twofa of da good shit

Guy 1: What a tope bloke, lets smoke some billys.

by Buchmasser June 20, 2016

twootle

twootle is a hot guy on discord that everyone loves.

twootle just walked into this discord server and everyone is already drooling

by ImDaRealOne February 22, 2021