TWOFT
TWOFT means = Total Waste Of Fucking Time
why did you bother its just a TWOFT, or John is just a TWOFT
why did you bother its just a TWOFT, or John is just a TWOFT
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Twoti
twootch
twootch by Globfather November 1, 2008
Pulled a twotone
“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging
Pulled a twotone by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021
twofa
2 grams of weed for 30 dollars.
A few years ago in Australia it was common practice for weed dealers to charge 40 Australian dollars for 2 grams of weed. Out of the blue a great deal starts being offered by entrepreneurial business, 2 grams of weed for 30 dollars which was the birth of the word twofa (Called Twofa 30 in it's earlier days, slang for "Two for 30")
A few years ago in Australia it was common practice for weed dealers to charge 40 Australian dollars for 2 grams of weed. Out of the blue a great deal starts being offered by entrepreneurial business, 2 grams of weed for 30 dollars which was the birth of the word twofa (Called Twofa 30 in it's earlier days, slang for "Two for 30")
Guy 1: G'day mate got any choof on ya?
Guy 2: Bloody oath I do cobba, my dealer just hooked me up with a twofa of da good shit
Guy 1: What a tope bloke, lets smoke some billys.
Guy 2: Bloody oath I do cobba, my dealer just hooked me up with a twofa of da good shit
Guy 1: What a tope bloke, lets smoke some billys.
twofa by Buchmasser June 20, 2016
twootle
twootle by ImDaRealOne February 22, 2021
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