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The word Toofty has many definitions

Most common:

1. Someone who is both a Tool and a Poof

2. Someone you dislike or are upset with.

3. A closet homosexual

4. overly metro sexual individuals
1. Liam is a Toofty

2. Evan stop being a Toofty

3. That guy is a raging Toofty

4. That guy in the scarf is a massive Toofty
Toofty by Snow-flea July 29, 2009
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Someone who wears '90s clothes and vans, is slightly 'mental' and does dumb shit. They usually like skating or mountain biking. Based on the biker of the same name in the 1997 biking film 'Chainspotting'.
Person 1: Wow, hes mental in't he!
Person 2: He's a right and proper Toofty!
Toofty by maXim_beEfus June 18, 2020

absolutey tooty 

did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty
absolutey tooty by pussy bee October 26, 2019

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.
Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

booty tooty

when you hold a fart in for so long that it squeezes through the closed butt cheeks making a popping noise when the butt cheeks hit eachother on reclosure
"eww what is that smell??"

"what was that sound??"

"sorry, i tried to hold it in but it ended up a booty tooty"

Rooty tooty point and shooty 

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!