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a disgusting muti-colored excuse of a penis. usually with a light and dark color. very noticeable even with a glance from a meat-gazer! extremely embarrassing!

HOLY SHIT JOHN, YOUR DICK IS TWOTONE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF!

twotone by JP03 December 30, 2008

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TwoTone

A person with two different colored nipples visible from lenghts of up 25 feet.

Holy shit jon look that dude is twotoned

TwoTone by HavicBliss January 26, 2009

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Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging

You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone

Pulled a twotone by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021

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two tone rebel

The words of a fucking ledgened who will never die

“Two tone rebel paisley stain I got some skin so thick I was made for pain”

two tone rebel by CcAaNnCcEeRr October 19, 2017

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two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color

Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.

two tone malone by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020

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twotonemurphy

The legendary Irish MSFS Streamer! He flies his equipment with perfection, just don't ask him to do any barrel rolls, he hates spilling his drink ;)

Twotonemurphy is streaming tonight! Oh is he? I'll have to tune in, can't be missing any craic or logs!

twotonemurphy by i_dancingbrunette_i December 18, 2020

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two-tone

A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.

"The Specials have a great two tone beat"

two-tone by FlawlessCowboy August 5, 2005

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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