twootch
twootch by Globfather November 1, 2008
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twotch
A mixture of a chotch and a twig. A scrawny, but stubborn mix of stupidity and bad looks. A twotch is always full of themselves and thinks they can do whatever they want.
twotch by BertTheBender April 25, 2015
twotch
to twotch is to have a little peek at something
somebody who twotches is a twotcher
somebody who is doing it at that precise moment is twotching
somebody who twotches is a twotcher
somebody who is doing it at that precise moment is twotching
twotch by Anthony Chapman March 10, 2008
Twiotch
tootchute
Tootch
"Dude, i totally had some gnar diarrhea that messed up my tootch something fierce."
or
"Man that dingleberry was cemented to my tootcher."
or
"Man that dingleberry was cemented to my tootcher."
twooth
A 140 character eye witness statement, social commentary, or color commentary taken from twitter (alternatively from blog, email, message board posts) and incorporated into mainstream cable news television as supporting facts in a story
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