twootch

when a person winks their asshole at you.

It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.

by Globfather November 1, 2008

twotch

A mixture of a chotch and a twig. A scrawny, but stubborn mix of stupidity and bad looks. A twotch is always full of themselves and thinks they can do whatever they want.

"Wow, look at carter. He's such a twotch."
"Yea totally."

by BertTheBender April 25, 2015

twotch

to twotch is to have a little peek at something

somebody who twotches is a twotcher

somebody who is doing it at that precise moment is twotching

dan had a twotch in tesco

dan is a twotcher of birds

dan is currently twotching a big bird

by Anthony Chapman March 10, 2008

Twiotch

A twitter Bitch, a person with an attitude while using twitter

oh my god you are being such a twiotch today when you were twittering

by abunniie June 19, 2009

tootchute

tootchute is another word for the butthole.

my tootchute plays the Star Spangled banner

by Canvas November 4, 2009

Tootch

The wrinkled part of skin surrounding the anus.

"Dude, i totally had some gnar diarrhea that messed up my tootch something fierce."

or

"Man that dingleberry was cemented to my tootcher."

by vursatyl August 11, 2008

twooth

A 140 character eye witness statement, social commentary, or color commentary taken from twitter (alternatively from blog, email, message board posts) and incorporated into mainstream cable news television as supporting facts in a story

That fox news report was made entirely from twooths

by onthrxs August 5, 2009