Definitions by MoJo701

TWOFT 

TWOFT means = Total Waste Of Fucking Time

why did you bother its just a TWOFT, or John is just a TWOFT

Man that bloke was a TWOFT, a total waste of fucking time!!!! why did you bother with all that cut to the chase its a complete TWOFT

TWOFT by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

TWOFS

Total Waste Of Fucking Space

A person or situation thats pointless, omg why did I bother with that it was just a TWOFS.
You kno that geeza who thinks our m8 is cute well he cracked onto her and we kno he's a complete looser so we told her dont bother with him hes a TWOFS!

TWOFS by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

TWACKY 

Nasty taste in your mouth, often after consuming something or something not so pleasurable

awww that gum has left a twacky taste in my mouth,

that's so twacky I wont be doing that again,
I shouldn't have burnt the candles at both ends last night wrecking it up I have got severe morning after twacky mouth gross!

TWACKY by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

minnow mush 

minnow = fish, mush = mouth aka fish face or upside down smiley face, facial contorsions that wrecked up people pull

omg check her out she's proper gurning she's got a minnow mush!

hey how you doin?, ahhh by the looks of things not great check your minnow mush! I think you should check yourself before you wreck yourself! hehehe

minnow mush by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

Tronky 

The cross between a trick and a swamp donkey. A slutty, ugly-ass female.

"That girl is definitely a tronky."

i.e Brittany Spears, aka White Trailer Trash. Tronky

Tronky by MoJo701 September 18, 2007