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2 grams of weed for 30 dollars.

A few years ago in Australia it was common practice for weed dealers to charge 40 Australian dollars for 2 grams of weed. Out of the blue a great deal starts being offered by entrepreneurial business, 2 grams of weed for 30 dollars which was the birth of the word twofa (Called Twofa 30 in it's earlier days, slang for "Two for 30")
Guy 1: G'day mate got any choof on ya?

Guy 2: Bloody oath I do cobba, my dealer just hooked me up with a twofa of da good shit

Guy 1: What a tope bloke, lets smoke some billys.
twofa by Buchmasser June 20, 2016
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african canadian, streamer/youtuber and overall a legend in the community. hes very known for his titties and scrumptious booty, hes a VERY sexy man
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Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.
I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.
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Tofanelli 

An elite group of beautiful people.
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Twomad is a funny black man with big tits. He is the funny guy from YouTube.
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Twomad is a naked fat ass nigga who can't stop falling and is one of Katerino's 13 boyfriends
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TWfanmily 

TWfanmily are a group of amazing people who support the band 'The WANTED' They are the most amazing people anyone will ever speak to in their whole life and are just generally pretty awesome!
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