TOFTT
Take One For The Team
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toftt
take one for the team.
toftt
To allow the team to pleasure themselves at your expense. Usually a homosexual encounter. Many men would enjoy themselves due to the sacrifice of one man.
It was some poor Bubba's turn to Take One for the TeaM (TOFTT), so each player took turns with him in the locker room, starting with the offense and then the defense.
toftt by bigdog0311 September 28, 2011
Tottenham shopping spree
1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.
Tottenham shopping spree by donwanakno August 15, 2011
posh totty
Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.
"I've always been a push over for a bit of posh totty and couldn't resist the charms of Sebastian, the concert pianist. That silky voice and those smooth hands had my nether regions all a quiver in moments!"
posh totty by Witch of the West October 8, 2007
St. Totteringham's Day
St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.
Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
St. Totteringham's Day by Makams December 25, 2008
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