TWITF

Talk With Intent To Fuck

Her Dad: “What’re your plans with my daughter?”
Me: “TWITF.”
Her Dad: “I don’t know what that means but sounds good.”

by Boner Bongee June 17, 2019

twifing

An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.

Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!

by Candish September 4, 2016

twifing

The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.

Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!

by Candish August 24, 2016

fucking twit

An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

Titfire

A fire caused by lesbians rubbing their breasts together too vigorously.

Man, those lesbians were going at it so hard I thought there was going to be a titfire!

by johnfernung August 19, 2010

twitard

pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.

They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.

by divby0 December 18, 2008

hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"

"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)

by thefoldrock January 10, 2011