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twiling
twiling by dasjfklo'a mjgofsp[a December 19, 2021
Twifight
An argument brought on by disagreeing opinions about Twilight, the young adult novel series authored by Stephanie Meyer. Arguments are not limited to the books, but also include the movies and merchandise. These arguments often occur between Twihards and Twihaters.
Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.
Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.
*door slams*
Barry: Where's Jen going?
Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.
*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!
Barry: Where's Jen going?
Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.
*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!
Twifight by iloveturkey May 6, 2009
Twixing
After anal sex you insert a Twix into participants anus, as though it were a dildo, until the chocolate melts. After this, the Twixer then Feltches the particepant. This allows for the semen to taste more chocolaty.
Yo man I loved twixing her last night, it tasted Grrrrreat.
I was going to twix her but all I had was a Snikers
I was going to twix her but all I had was a Snikers
Twixing by IvanDobsky March 4, 2009
Twifight
This is an event that occurs when you refuse to bring your girlfriend to see a movie from the Twilight series.
Paul: Did you hear? Jack and Kim broke up because he refused to go see New Moon with her.
Danny: Yeah, all these twifights are driving me crazy.
Danny: Yeah, all these twifights are driving me crazy.
Twifight by Tylenol123 December 3, 2009
Twixing
Pleasuring a girl with your fingers at a table whilst your friends sit beside and across from you and have no idea what your doing.
Twixing by Miguel Sanchez The Third August 31, 2010
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