Twister Fuck 

When two people get into a 69 position, while standing, and proceed to have sex whilst cartwheeling and staying in that position. For best results, start at the top of a hill or staircase. For an added challenge, try Twister Fucking while on a treadmill.

Yeah I could tell they were drunk as hell when I saw them Twister Fucking down the driveway. It was Nucking Futs!

Twister Fuck by Your mom after we tried it. January 6, 2010

Twisted fuck 

a complete wacko;
someone that has lost total track of who and/or what he/she does on Earth;
not knowing what the purpose of life is.

Dude q-tips are for your ears, not for your ASS! What a twisted fuck!

Twisted fuck by StuckTogether69 December 30, 2010

sick twisted fuck 

a very sick and disturbed individual. You don't know what he or she is going to do next. A time bomb waiting to go off.

1. Near the end of the great early-90s movie "Misery" (based on the novel of the same name by literature king Stephen King), the protagonist (a novelist) and the villian (a psychotic woman) are in the basement fighting before the cops arrive. The novelist says to her that she's a "sick twisted fuck" before he shoves her face into the keys of a typewriter. See this movie, you will be tremendously thrilled. It's great for a cloudy night.

2. Gary Glitter is a glam rock superstar of the 70s and 80s. He's scored a tally of hits, the most famous one is probably "Rock'N'Roll Part 2", which is chanted by crowds at stadium events all over the planet. In 1999 he left his computer at a shop for repairs and on the hard disk a massive database of kiddie porn was discovered. He spent a few months in prison in his native UK, then headed to Cuba in disgrace. He later packed up and went to Cambodia. He was kicked out of that country for sexual perversion (that's bad). He then settled in Vietnam and bought a house there. Some neighbors saw him frollicking in a swimming pool with some Vietnamese girls, some as young as 10. Then he took them inside, you can guess the rest. He was arrested, the police found some more kiddie smut on his laptop and he was sentenced to a few years behind bars. He shouted, "Do you know who I am?" during the trial. Well, yes we do know. He's a pervert and a child molester and a sick twisted fuck.

sick twisted fuck by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2008

sick twisted fuck 

A cheap, anal retentive moron who runs a mid-sized company. Insinuates himself into every little thing. Refuses to spend money to improve the firm but complains that things don't get done. Masturbates to the junk mail he gets. Also sick twisted disturbed fuck.

Daisy Mae: Do we have any diskettes?

Zeke: We used to. I was told by management we weren't using what we had so I couldn't get my order for more approved.

Daisy Mae: What a sick twisted fuck.

sick twisted fuck by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

twisted fuck 

A sick or demented person

Those child porn directors were arrested yesterday, twisted fucks.

twisted fuck by cronus81 July 20, 2006

Twitter fuck 

Twitter fucking is when you are watching a movie and it stops to buffer starts up again and then stops to buffer.. (repeat)

I was watching a video online yesterday and it started twitter fucking every other minute.

Twitter fuck by beber, not npklemm September 8, 2010

sick twisted disturbed fuck 

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.

Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.

sick twisted disturbed fuck by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006