Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.

Bambi twitterfucked Thumper

by jagmaster February 25, 2009

twitterbulk

The act of rapidly increasing ones following on twitter by following as many followers as possible and then un-following them to maintain a high ratio

Bob : "Hey have you seen Dave's following on twitter, a great ratio for a nobody!" Jeff: "Yeah Dave has gone on a massive twitterbulk"

by The_Gaffer January 3, 2014

Twitterquake

Sadly, one of the most powerful tools of retribution at the disposal of certain political types, is social media denigration and effacement.

Oh, here it comes...someone in their right mind didn't ignore their own moral compass and bow before King Trump; the Twitterquake that follows will likely find them reassigned, removed or retired.

by YAWA April 25, 2020

twitterdick

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.

Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything

by Rclesquire April 8, 2012

twusterfuck

A twitter related clusterfuck.

girl: so did you hear that Twitter can't trademark tweet?

guy: yeah what a complete and utter twusterfuck.

by twittilator August 23, 2009

titerfuck

someone who happens to have their head up their ass.

glenn beck is a titerfuck.

by reality check! May 21, 2011

Twitterfucker

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.

by snarky texas November 4, 2022