TWFID 

TWFID = "Two Wombats Fucking In Dirt" : a phrase for replying "Sounds Good" while also trolling.

Guy 1: Will meet you at the bar for 6pm.
Guy 2: TWFID

TWFID by Hung Wakandan February 22, 2025

twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Fap by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twidgel 

A very small amount. The width of a vagina hair

yo man, slide your ass down a twidgel so I got some room to break up this bud

twidgel by Reverend sparks April 26, 2009

twiddling her twat 

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.

Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."

twiddling her twat by yup55555 October 25, 2011

twiderpated 

a state, commonly seen in preteen girls, in which one becomes very excited, hyperactive and giggly. This can happen randomly but is commonly induced by having a crush who likes them back or other silly dramatic things like that.

Cassy just told me that Thomas likes her + now she's all twiderpated and won't shut up.

twiderpated by frostedface September 10, 2007