Twide

an elite computer hacker/enthusiest with almighty knowledge.. (god-like)

OMFG !! i wish i was Twide

by EX0 August 11, 2003

Twide

An insecure young man who gets off on defamatory of poor innocent young women. Also extremely needy, whiney, immature and has a huge leech stuck to them often referred to as "owen"

"Geez i found all this slander of myself on the internet today, someone's done a TWIDE"


"Theres a parasite on me, i must be coming down with twide! Quick, to the computer to write bullshit about other people!"

by Owen Mcrae July 11, 2008

Twide

a poor lonely boy who searches day and night to find his love - kelz0r (hoo is quite hot i mite add).

"I'll give you my sleeping bag and mattress kelz0r!"

"Fkin Twide piss off those flashy fans!!!!!"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Twide-on

When a woman becomes sexually aroused by the male cast of 'The Twilight Saga'

"Are you 'team Edward' or 'team jacob'?"

"Definitely Edward, I had a massive twide-on just imagining his glittery dick all over me"

by PaulCla November 17, 2011