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A very small amount. The width of a vagina hair
yo man, slide your ass down a twidgel so I got some room to break up this bud
twidgel by Reverend sparks April 26, 2009
Words you can keep
To post innocent messages on your company's Twitter account that aren't received well.
Did you hear that Steve's twiegel got picked up by Forbes!
Twiegel by TheShadowKnows April 9, 2009
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Twidwell 

Twidwell: the coolest last name on the planet.

Originates from Scotland, near the Tweed Well along the famous Tweed River.
She looked like a Twidwell.
Twidwell by smartyy Twiddy November 1, 2010
In US Navy slang, a reference to persons of the Electronics Technician (ET) rating, exclusively. Often used derisively.
Nukes come in three flavors:knuckle-draggers, wire-biters, and twidgets.
twidget by SubFT August 11, 2012

twiddeling my dick 

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.
"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.
A person who works or maintains electronic equipment, always carring a tweeker in his breast pocket.
While skylarking around, petty officer James lost his tweeker, forcing him to search the ship for a fellow twidget to help him fix his raido.
twidget by mark allen January 25, 2004

hadley twidwell 

Crazy ass bitch who seems shy at first but is wiling to try anything or anyone
That Hadley Twidwell was the life of the party.
hadley twidwell by anonymous <3<3<3 December 13, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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