twidgel

A very small amount. The width of a vagina hair

yo man, slide your ass down a twidgel so I got some room to break up this bud

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Twiegel

To post innocent messages on your company's Twitter account that aren't received well.

Did you hear that Steve's twiegel got picked up by Forbes!

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Twidwell: the coolest last name on the planet.

Originates from Scotland, near the Tweed Well along the famous Tweed River.

She looked like a Twidwell.

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In US Navy slang, a reference to persons of the Electronics Technician (ET) rating, exclusively. Often used derisively.

Nukes come in three flavors:knuckle-draggers, wire-biters, and twidgets.

twidget by SubFT August 11, 2012

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To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.

"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

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A person who works or maintains electronic equipment, always carring a tweeker in his breast pocket.

While skylarking around, petty officer James lost his tweeker, forcing him to search the ship for a fellow twidget to help him fix his raido.

twidget by mark allen January 25, 2004

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Crazy ass bitch who seems shy at first but is wiling to try anything or anyone

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