twidgel

A very small amount. The width of a vagina hair

yo man, slide your ass down a twidgel so I got some room to break up this bud

by Reverend sparks April 26, 2009

Twiegel

To post innocent messages on your company's Twitter account that aren't received well.

Did you hear that Steve's twiegel got picked up by Forbes!

by TheShadowKnows April 9, 2009

Twidwell

Twidwell: the coolest last name on the planet.

Originates from Scotland, near the Tweed Well along the famous Tweed River.

She looked like a Twidwell.

by smartyy Twiddy November 1, 2010

twidget

In US Navy slang, a reference to persons of the Electronics Technician (ET) rating, exclusively. Often used derisively.

Nukes come in three flavors:knuckle-draggers, wire-biters, and twidgets.

by SubFT August 11, 2012

twiddeling my dick

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.

"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

by the rugged MANN June 1, 2009

twidget

A person who works or maintains electronic equipment, always carring a tweeker in his breast pocket.

While skylarking around, petty officer James lost his tweeker, forcing him to search the ship for a fellow twidget to help him fix his raido.

by mark allen January 25, 2004

hadley twidwell

Crazy ass bitch who seems shy at first but is wiling to try anything or anyone

That Hadley Twidwell was the life of the party.

by anonymous <3<3<3 December 13, 2013