TWEETERING

Tweeting and teetering....as in on the brink or edge. Tweets that go that extra mile.

Trump is tweetering again and again and.....At the dinner table, I regularly announce to all in earshot - he’s tweetering again.

by Twizzlestix December 20, 2018

tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 21, 2019

Teenering

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

by MBent January 6, 2013

Tweezering

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.

Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?

by 2inthePink December 4, 2014

Free Range Tweeting

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.

Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.

by brueckj23 March 16, 2012

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Air Tweeting

Tweeting towards someone without mentioning their name.

Person 1: "I knew she was talking about me"
Person 2:"Was she air tweeting again"

Person 1:"Yes"

by Snapback_McFly June 15, 2011