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Twatchling 

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.
Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?
Twatchling by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

Twatclanger 

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority
That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers
Twatclanger by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

twatular 

twatular (Pronunciation: twät-ty&-l&r) - adj; twat-like; having the qualities commonly associated with a twat.
His behavior is rather twatular when he gets drunk, as he tries to pick fights with everyone around him.
twatular by What August 12, 2006

twitchplayspokemon 

A live stream that consists of thousands of people playing a single game of Pokemon by typing commands into their computer and/or mobile device. Despite the utter chaos created progress is still made. Very slowly of course ,but it's still progress.
"So, did you like twitchplayspokemon?" "I don't know I must consult the helix"
twitchplayspokemon by Mr.k March 6, 2014

Twatular 

Adjective describing the property of behaving like a twat, or saying something which makes you sound like a twat.
What was up with Eric today? I don't see why he has to be twatular with me.

I don't mean to sound twatular, but your breath stinks so bad I'd rather you just didn't talk to me.

Why does your father have to get so twatular with me because I don't have a job?
Twatular by Killdozer February 5, 2009

Twitchslap

A twitchslap is when a friend/family member/girlfriend/blogger outs your business on Twitter
Did you see that fool got twitchslapped from his GF last week?
Twitchslap by Steupz August 8, 2009