What's definitions

2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by What March 25, 2005

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

by WHAT February 13, 2005

what

a response to anything being said to you, when you just don't want to listen, and/or just don't care what is being said to you.

Jeff: Hey man, saying what all the time is going to make you brain turn to mush.

Brad: What?

by what November 10, 2003

twtf

too weak to function

they were laughing so hard they were twtf

by what July 7, 2015

dirty mehdi

Directly after blowing your load into her you pull out and pour a fresh cup of coffee in her and watch as the cream mixes with the coffee for the best damn cup of joe you have ever had.

"I gave her a dirty mehdi before work to start my day off right."

by whAT April 15, 2020

Roacher

A poorly executed piece of humor; A failed attempt at making one's peers enjoy your company.

"David pulled a Roacher whilst telling everyone about his trip to camp."; "Man, you just pulled a real Roacher"

by What October 15, 2004

T.I.P.S

Troubles Isssues Problems

Everybody have them.

by What February 13, 2005