TO’s 

T.o. simply stands for turn ons.

“...and I couldn’t get over how hot her to’s were!”

TO’s by Mc.Snipezs November 9, 2019

that’s such an emma thing to say 

when someone asks if they should do something so ungodly stupid and dangerous

person: hey dude should i go drink gasoline

friend: that’s such an emma thing to say

that’s such an emma thing to say by peepee fart July 11, 2020

neverending quest to save one's girlfriend 

What a suspected closeted homosexual is said to be on. A phrase coined on Comedy Central's "Drawn Together."

"Sorry, ladies, I think that guy's on a neverending quest to save his girlfriend."

neverending quest to save one's girlfriend by Uma Glurman November 12, 2004

To scramble one's eggs 

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

To scramble one's eggs by Nobli June 1, 2022

Going to Shoney's 

Going to jail

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."

Going to Shoney's by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009

Who’s to say 

A catch phrase to help you get out of a difficult, verbal situation without having to state a negative opinion.

“Do you think the mistakes of my life are a product of my inability to face my own demons?”

“Who’s to say?”

Who’s to say by BobShwarma December 14, 2021

going to steve's house 

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.

Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.

going to steve's house by B-Beezy May 29, 2010