23 definitions by Nobli
1. Girl1: I heard he has a gnat dick.
Girl2: Lololol
2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.
Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!
Girl2: Lololol
2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.
Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!
by Nobli June 24, 2015
Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 31, 2022
Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
by Nobli June 1, 2022
-Are you alright?
-FUCK NO!
-Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up!
-Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!
-FUCK NO!
-Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up!
-Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!
by Nobli April 7, 2013
by Nobli January 14, 2023
by Nobli May 4, 2020
The testicles.
He was asleep in the sofa in shorts and everyone saw his wrinkle berries.
He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!
He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!
by Nobli May 29, 2023