Trouser eggs

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!
by Nobli May 07, 2023
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Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.
Oh my balls, my balls!
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Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.
I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!
by Nobli May 22, 2023
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 07, 2023
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Wrinkle berries

He was asleep in the sofa in shorts and everyone saw his wrinkle berries.

He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!
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Eierschuss

(German) Literally eggshot. A hit in the testicles.
Feared mostly by boys and teenagers, Played as a prank and for those who play sports.
It is said that guys who don't behave aroud girls sooner or later will have (Rührei "zwischen den Beinen" haben) translates to (Having scrambled eggs "between your legs") (Very hard shots can also lead to impotence )
Für einen Eierschuss muss einem männlichem Gegner in den Schritt geschossen werden. (For an Eierschuss, a male opponent must be shot in the crotch.)
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kick in the manhood

Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!

Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
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