Nobli's definitions

Crackers

The testicles.

Guy 1: He got into a fight last night and some cracker cracked his crackers! He spend half an hour clutching them!
Guy 2: Ohh damn! Now he has to leave his girlfriend alone for a while!

by Nobli January 18, 2023

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 7, 2023

Tenders

A Male's tender meat. The testicles, the softies, the soft ones.

-Are you alright?
-FUCK NO!
-Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up!
-Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!

by Nobli April 7, 2013

Righty

The right testicle.

-Dude, you alright?
- Fuck no! That bitch kicked my righty!

by Nobli May 4, 2020

Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.

I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!

by Nobli May 21, 2023

Bare naked

Completely naked. In the birthday suit.

1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.

by Nobli July 2, 2015

Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

by Nobli November 19, 2022