Nobli's definitions

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

Button penis

A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)

Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?

Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!

by Nobli June 1, 2015

Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.

Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

Sensitive spot

The male genitalia. Usually only refers to the testicles.

She kicked his sensitive spot!

by Nobli May 25, 2022

Righty

The right testicle.

-Dude, you alright?
- Fuck no! That bitch kicked my righty!

by Nobli May 4, 2020

Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.

I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!

by Nobli May 21, 2023

Hanging things

The male genitalia.

The guys kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his hanging things.

She got mad at him and kicked his hanging things.

by Nobli May 23, 2022