THIRSTILE 

When you haven’t had a drink all day and you feel hostile! Like hangry but liquids.

I am parched after running errands all day, I’m starting to feel THIRSTILE!

THIRSTILE by shetrekie1 February 11, 2022

THIRSTILE 

The hostile feeling you get when you’re thirsty and haven’t had a drink all day.

After running errands all day without a sip of water, I’m beginning to feel THIRSTILE.

THIRSTILE by shetrekie1 February 11, 2022

thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire

Those boys were thistle-ing me

thistle-ing me by Julesheart September 2, 2022

Thistill 

Some really thirsty hoe

Dude, I pulled myself a Thistill last night, she was so thirsty my banjo snapped

Thistill by MikeofDaddy123456 July 26, 2017

Partick Thistle 

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

Partick Thistle by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

cock thistle 

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

cock thistle by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

Carrot Thistle 

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

Carrot Thistle by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010