thirstiest

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Thirstiest (root word: Thirsty): The slutiest of sluts, to be thirsty is to be in need of a baller or a male/female with money to quench your desires. Thirstiest is to be the creme de la creme of whores, in appearance and attitude... WATCH OUT FOR THESE HOES! LOL

Man I saw the #thirstiest chicks out downtown Detroit tonight WTF is goin on??

thirstiest by Mr. MoTown August 1, 2011

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Thirstiest Thursday

The 2nd Thursday of every October college students start drinking alcohol before, during or immediately after their classes for the day usually celebrating the wrap up of their early first semester midterms.

Dude, the last week sucked but its okay because I'm getting fucked up all day Thursday for Thirstiest Thursday

Thirstiest Thursday by collegedude2013 October 9, 2013

thirstposting

Posting on social media simply to get likes and reacts.

Bitches be thirstposting.

thirstposting by TheRealWarriorPoet September 30, 2017

Word of the Day on May 10, 2020

throw thirties

In this case you better be ready for what follows: a fight, scrap, or shootout. A reference to your muscles as guns.

Yo watch your mouth before we throw thirties.

throw thirties by BobLeeSwag September 13, 2017

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

Pizza Thirsties by Kraddel March 16, 2009

thirstlete

Someone thirsty af who’s always running errands while sporting revealing workout gear to get attention

You think she’s headed to the gym with her makeup and hair done?

Nah, she’s a thirstlete.

thirstlete by aka_brooklyn September 3, 2022

thirstbuster run

A thirstbuster run is when one or multiple people at usually late / random hours get the sudden urge to travel to the circle-K convenience store and buy and consume thirstbusters, cheap 44 ounce sodas.

12:00 A.M, two people zoned out on the couch.
Person 1:"I'm in the mood for a thirstbuster, wanna make a thirstbuster run?"
Person 2:"Sure"

thirstbuster run by Samulus Wolfgang Maximus December 31, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026