thirstlete 

Someone thirsty af who’s always running errands while sporting revealing workout gear to get attention

You think she’s headed to the gym with her makeup and hair done?

Nah, she’s a thirstlete.

thirstlete by aka_brooklyn September 3, 2022

thirstlete 

Someone thirsty af, pretending to go to the gym as an excuse to wear revealing workout gear in order to get attention.

You think she’s waiting for the treadmill?
Nah, she’s a thirstlete.

thirstlete by aka_brooklyn September 3, 2022

Thistletwat 

A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.

Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.

Thistletwat by MMBeh March 25, 2010

thirstrated 

frustrated because you are thirsty

argh, my mouth is so dry, i really need a drink... im starting to get very THIRSTRATED

thirstrated by empz August 7, 2011

Thirstated 

To die...of thirstation

He thirstated, Poor guy.

Yeah, i was just coming out from the shower and my cat thirstated.

He deserves to be thirstated.

Thirstated by monkeyzaredabest July 7, 2011

Thirstometer

The mental device that all men possess that is able to determine if he should go near a girl or not by judging her thirst level.

"Man, Candace was at the party last night and my thirstometer was going crazy!"

Thirstometer by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

Thistleton 

One who is jumps over hedges frequently.

you're such a thistleton

Thistleton by pbcccccc December 8, 2010