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-FML, I'm so tired.

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Twitney Spheres

This may resemble Britney Spears because it's based on her. It refers to any talentless hack who doesn't deserve success and adulation, even while doing whatever shameless thing it takes to command unwarranted attention and/or stay in the public eye.
"Oh, Kanye, stop pouting about not winning all those awards. You're acting like a Twitney Spheres."
Twitney Spheres by wheezer04041966 January 1, 2008
Related Words
TGITN Titnosis titnotized twitness TGIT TGITT titne Titnut Tritny Taitned
Described as the powerful hypnotic affect breasts have on men.
Hey Fred? Fred!

Wow man, check out Fred. He's totally tit-whipped under Heidi's powerful Titnosis.
Titnosis by Jon-Miester July 22, 2010
Thursday is the new Friday.

When Fridays and weekends are busy, celebrate on Thursday. Don't wait for Friday, drink on Thursday like it's Friday...then again on Friday!

pron. "Tit-niff"
"We're going to the bar, wanna come?"
"On a Thursday?"
"Yeah! It's TITNF!"
".....?"
"Thursday is the new Friday, let's go!"
TITNF by Lookalemur April 13, 2022
A annoying nickname given to a girl named birttany who has big tits.
"WOAH look at brittany's big boobs!"
"TITNEY!!!!"
Titney by Britley Twatttsss December 28, 2011

titnotized 

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.
Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.
titnotized by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008

twitness 

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.
Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin
twitness by poolboiz August 6, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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