Taitned 

A amazing and wholesome person

Will be your soon to be wife

And will forever be there for you no matter what and will always help you

These type of people are very rare

If you meet one say ily tainted

Ily tainted💕

They are also good friends with most people who start with A like Azul

Your a amazing taitned

Taitned by Dirt hut November 29, 2019

tainted surface 

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.

Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

tainted surface by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014

tainted love 

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

tainted love by i am a lover June 26, 2004

Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.

Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!

Tainted Tractor by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014

Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

Tainted taco by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Tainted Slam 

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

Tainted Slam by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009

Tainted Auger 

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.

Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires

Tainted Auger by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011