T'wasn't 

The Old English new age combination of the words: It, Was, and Not.

"What night did that burglar break into the house?"

"T'wasn't the night before Christmas."

"You're a douche."

T'wasn't by Benjiforce1 October 1, 2010

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! 

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! — The epitaph of any dead snitch that thought that the witness protection program would keep him safe.

A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:

“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023

that wasn't very cash money of you 

the phrase is used when someone just pulled a dick move. being cash money means being cool and chill, so not being cash money implies the person is being a huge ass, or just fucked up.

yo, did you just throw my beer? that wasn't very cash money of you
hey man that wasn't very cash money of you

that wasn't very cash money of you by nago giovanna December 18, 2015

Rome wasn't built in a day. 

Important work takes time. This expression functions as an injunction or plea for someone to be patient.

You can't expect her to finish this project in the time allotted; Rome wasn't built in a day.

Rome wasn't built in a day. by PurpleDragonFire September 30, 2016

If she wasn't my daughter 

"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.

If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.

If she wasn't my daughter by kingshowman October 28, 2016

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open. 

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak

Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open. by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021

Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym 

1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle

1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012