"If she wasn't my
daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald
Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my
daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.
If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald
TrumpIf Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be
Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I
don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very
nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old
man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/
Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.