Swumper

The word given to an American girl, usually a teenager, who wishes she was British, more specifically, English. Such people are likely to put phrases such as "xxx" at the end of their sentences (such as on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr etc.) as well as spell words like "color" and "favorite" like "colour" and "favourite." You might overhear them talking about the latest English indie rock band while moaning how they desperately want some Yorkshire tea. Sometimes called a "poser." Is occasionally mistaken for a "hipster" because of similar qualities.

Note: The origin of the word comes from the combination of the word "Jumper" (UK) and "Sweater" (US)

Seth: Who's that girl?
Allison: The one the with the died hair and the Sublime Tshirt?
Seth: Yeah.
Allison: Oh, that's just Brooke, your average high school Swumper. You know the type: wants an English accent, only drinks tea, loves Ed Sheeran and Dr. Martens (or in her case Doc Martens) and says "trolley" instead of "shopping cart."
Seth: Oh yeah, we had a swumper at my old high school. She always overused the words wanker and cunt. She also had a major obsession with Sid Vicious.

Allison: Exactly.

by Coldra September 30, 2012

stumper dump

defecation the size of a tree stump

Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump

by binkel November 4, 2010

Slumper Party

When a group of people are smoking, drinking, lounging and bumping music into the early morning.

"I'm tired as hell, that slumper party was no joke"!!

by GT1021 April 16, 2015

shoulder slumper

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.

Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.

by Don Draper Da Graper December 19, 2009

Swampert

A highly underrated Pokemon. It has one weakness, and it can Mega Evolve. Next time you do a play through of a Hoenn game, make sure to have one or I will hunt you down.

Wow, his Swampert just took down Steven Stone without any problems!"
"Well, at least he has a Swampert instead of that overrated motherfucker Blaziken

by King_of_Lucario123 November 17, 2020

swampers

tall rubber boots with or without a cold weather lining that are worn in swampy, muddy or wet enviroments.

"I put on my swampers to go help my buddy get his truck out of the mud"

by yooper gal April 30, 2012

butt scumper

Girl who takes pictures of guys butt and scumps then on instagram

You are such a butt scumper

by Yes you hoe April 26, 2017