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Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.
I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo.
Stumper by PocketWrap February 25, 2018
A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.
I pulled a right stumper last night... etc
Stumper by JonnieC November 23, 2003
A person born in or living in Wisconsin
The trouble is them Stumpers keep crossing the bridge and coming to MN.
Stumper by Puddle Pisser May 28, 2018
Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.
Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene"

Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"

Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."
Stumper. by alliyah_nor-nor May 9, 2009

stumper dump

defecation the size of a tree stump
Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump
stumper dump by binkel November 4, 2010

stumper sneakaround 

A sexual position in which the male( or girl we don't kink shame) quickly changes from vagina to anus, so quickly that they don't realize it at first. Note: Can only be performed on girls
Bro, you have to try the Stumper Sneakaround on your girl, she would seem to be in to that.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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