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Skumper

A low Life loser who never wants to do anything fun. He/she always sits on there ass's watching tv or on the computer.a.k.a lowlife
"you never want to do anything, Your a Skumper!"
by Mark April 26, 2003
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Skumper

The latest craze in female clothing. Half Skirt, Half Jumper.
Often worn with leggings, but the hot ones wear skumpers without them.
by Scotty Wazza November 15, 2007
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Skumper

The best type of person. Someone who you can rely on. A baby that is the cutest baby ever. The most handsome baby. A real cutie pie.
That baby was a little skumper.
by Lizlalala March 13, 2024
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stumper dump

Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump
by binkel November 4, 2010
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Slumper Party

When a group of people are smoking, drinking, lounging and bumping music into the early morning.
"I'm tired as hell, that slumper party was no joke"!!
by GT1021 April 16, 2015
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shoulder slumper

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.
Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.
by Don Draper Da Graper December 19, 2009
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skimper

The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.
by Dambrose November 9, 2011
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