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swongle my dong 

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic
1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."
swongle my dong by DongSwongler April 14, 2021
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Swinglered 

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.
I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.
Swinglered by Rockteh January 7, 2013

Swinglet 

A term of endearment use to describe a person a person, usually a particularly adorable female, who swing dances.
Can someone pick up the swinglets from campus so they can come to our dance?
Swinglet by Head Swinglet April 26, 2009

Jay Swingler 

A childish delinquent whose made 3 games with Jake they are called:merch mania,tunnel Blobber,merch mania he does vids with Romell Henry (tgf)
Oy na whose that childish delinquent

Jay Swingler why

He didn’t like the video man
EEEEEEEE
Jay Swingler by Itz_em June 5, 2018

Swoogless 

When you're NOT Swoog enough to be Swoogish
You swoogless FREAK
Swoogless by SwoogJuice August 30, 2019
A term used to scab a mouthful of drink from somebody else, the amount being half way between a sallow and a gulp.
PUNTER A: "What's that, you've got there?"
PUNTER B: "Just a bottle of Buckie."
PUNTER A: "Go on, give us a swogle."
swogle by Phil T. and Jim Rim December 12, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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