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swongle my dong 

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic
1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."
swongle my dong by DongSwongler April 14, 2021
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Swinglered 

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.
I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.
Swinglered by Rockteh January 7, 2013

Swinglet 

A term of endearment use to describe a person a person, usually a particularly adorable female, who swing dances.
Can someone pick up the swinglets from campus so they can come to our dance?
Swinglet by Head Swinglet April 26, 2009

Jay Swingler 

A childish delinquent whose made 3 games with Jake they are called:merch mania,tunnel Blobber,merch mania he does vids with Romell Henry (tgf)
Oy na whose that childish delinquent

Jay Swingler why

He didn’t like the video man
EEEEEEEE
Jay Swingler by Itz_em June 5, 2018

Swoogless 

When you're NOT Swoog enough to be Swoogish
You swoogless FREAK
Swoogless by SwoogJuice August 30, 2019
A term used to scab a mouthful of drink from somebody else, the amount being half way between a sallow and a gulp.
PUNTER A: "What's that, you've got there?"
PUNTER B: "Just a bottle of Buckie."
PUNTER A: "Go on, give us a swogle."
swogle by Phil T. and Jim Rim December 12, 2007