swoggles

Similiar to beer goggles, it is the effect of being around the atrociously ugly people at Swarthmore College. All of a sudden mediocre to ugly people begin to look fuckable.

Are you kidding? That girl is fucking hideous. Take your fucking swoggles off, dipshit.

by Steve, Ekat, and the lovable Abbie Fischer November 13, 2004

swoggles

Similar to goggles and t bagging, except the balls placed on the eyes happen to be sweaty. Sweaty goggles= swoggles.

It is also a great party game. The symbol for goggles/swoggles is tapping an upside down peace sign over your eyes- last one to pop their swoggles on has to drink!

Man it's hot out here...get ready for swoggles!

by RandomChaos March 4, 2009

Swaggless

(N) To have no style or creativity. To be completely boring. To have no game or Originality.

Does she really think that's hot?! She looks a mess, yet again proving that she is swaggless.

by kahmiL THE starr May 21, 2008

Snoggles

It's a cute thing between snogging and cuddles. To be honest; It's one of the nicest things, it's cute, and comforting. Perfect for quiet nights in with the one who you love. Nothing is better. :) <3

Better than a snog, and a cuddle. A Snoggle

Fliss: I want cuddles.
Josh: I'll give you snoggles. It's much better
Fliss: It is :) I Love You
Josh: I Love You too.

by Gawur-ness February 7, 2010

Swoogless

When you're NOT Swoog enough to be Swoogish

You swoogless FREAK

by SwoogJuice August 30, 2019

Jew swoggle

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.

" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"

by Chris the Catholic Jew hater May 5, 2010

cock-swoggler

1. A filthy person; esp. one that swoggles cocks.
2. One that sucks cock

That bitch smells like a nasty cock-swoggler

by definitiveperson January 24, 2006