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swoggles 

Similiar to beer goggles, it is the effect of being around the atrociously ugly people at Swarthmore College. All of a sudden mediocre to ugly people begin to look fuckable.
Are you kidding? That girl is fucking hideous. Take your fucking swoggles off, dipshit.
Words you can keep

swoggles 

Similar to goggles and t bagging, except the balls placed on the eyes happen to be sweaty. Sweaty goggles= swoggles.

It is also a great party game. The symbol for goggles/swoggles is tapping an upside down peace sign over your eyes- last one to pop their swoggles on has to drink!
Man it's hot out here...get ready for swoggles!
swoggles by RandomChaos March 4, 2009

Swaggless 

(N) To have no style or creativity. To be completely boring. To have no game or Originality.
Does she really think that's hot?! She looks a mess, yet again proving that she is swaggless.
Swaggless by kahmiL THE starr May 21, 2008

Snoggles 

It's a cute thing between snogging and cuddles. To be honest; It's one of the nicest things, it's cute, and comforting. Perfect for quiet nights in with the one who you love. Nothing is better. :) <3

Better than a snog, and a cuddle. A Snoggle
Fliss: I want cuddles.
Josh: I'll give you snoggles. It's much better
Fliss: It is :) I Love You
Josh: I Love You too.
Snoggles by Gawur-ness February 7, 2010

Swoogless 

When you're NOT Swoog enough to be Swoogish
You swoogless FREAK
Swoogless by SwoogJuice August 30, 2019

Jew swoggle 

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.
" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"

cock-swoggler

1. A filthy person; esp. one that swoggles cocks.
2. One that sucks cock
That bitch smells like a nasty cock-swoggler
cock-swoggler by definitiveperson January 24, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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