Swinglet

A term of endearment use to describe a person a person, usually a particularly adorable female, who swing dances.

Can someone pick up the swinglets from campus so they can come to our dance?

by Head Swinglet April 26, 2009

swinglet

A term of endearment used to describe a young person, usually a particularly adorable female, who swing dances.

Can someone pick up the swinglets from campus so they can come to our dance?

by siardica April 27, 2009

Swingset

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Swingset

A dangerous playground object where unsuspecting users can get pinched especially in the guzzy when they are not careful

Susie get down demo that swingset right now young lady! You'll pinch your guzzy!

by jac-h May 13, 2011

Swinglered

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.

by Rockteh January 7, 2013

singletasker

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."

by TMGuy November 18, 2009

singletrackworld

A website populated by portly mid life crisis sufferers with delusions of gradeur, who think that riding around on an expensive push bike somehow makes up for their dull job in engineering or IT.

Various cliques can be found on this website. The most amusing being the ones who pretend to like something purely so they can be on first name terms with a washed up ex bike journalist come budget bike company owner or some muppet who draws pictures of sheep and waffles on in a pretentious manner. The actual condiment is more entertaining.

"I'm an overwieght, stuffy, pompous engineer with a lack of personality is there anywhere I can go to have petty arguements with people just like me?"
"Of course there is, try singletrackworld"

by chipps November 19, 2007