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swofty is swofty PERIODT.
Toxic : Swofty is the almighty.
Swofty by N0ne0fY0urBusinessL October 14, 2020
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swifty mc vay 

Swifty Mc Vay aka Ondre Moore is a D12 member who is well known on the Detroit scene for his incisive lyrics and his offensive attitude as a rapper. Dropping lyrical grenades, he possesses a real good potential as an artist. He chose his nickname because of Okhlahoma bomber Timothy Mc Veigh.

He joined the D12 group according to his friend RIP Bugz' will.

He first collaborated with local emcees from Raw Collection.

Besides his collective work with D12, Swifty Mc Vay released the Grenade Pins mixtape in 2003 in collaboration with Raw Collection and then formed Da Fyre Department with some fellow emcees from 7 Mile. His Forest Fyres mixtape, a lyrical masterpiece, came out in 2005.

Some of Swifty Mc Vay's Under The Influence lyrics:
I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
swifty mc vay by Isabelle Esling October 29, 2007
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swiggity swooty 

The act of going after a piece of ass
"Swiggity swooty I'm coming for the booty"
swiggity swooty by Well_hung October 26, 2013

old softy 

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.
You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.
old softy by other findings include December 8, 2013

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.
Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
sportin a softy by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.
Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.
long softy by Trav September 27, 2004
adj. A lying, manipulative person. Either a natural liar, or very good from years of experience. Made famous by tv's House M.D.
Matthew: Man, your girlfriend is SO swoft sir.
Tim: What the hell does that mean?
Matthew: She's a lying manipulative person.
Tim punches Matthew in the face*
Matthew: Whore.
Swoft by Parada March 8, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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